Wednesday, September 11, 2013

The Japanese Pidgin Constitution

The Japanese Pidgin Constitution
Last amended 9/11/2013
  1. NO MORE FAT SHAMING/BODY SHAMING/ DISRESPECT SHAMING
  2. Birds must sleep 8 hours/day. Sleep by 12am
  3. Birds must take at least one item or trash/recycling to the bin each time they leave the house
  4. Dishes shall be cleaned upon usage, unless it contains a particularly offensive protein plaque
  5. Birds shall not leave dishes around the house: they attract creepy crawlies & lurgies
  6. No leaving on the AC when no birds are present in the home
  7. No wasting electricity
  8. No being shy birds. Get yo’ man
  9. Birds shall not spend more than an hour at the gym for lifting weights
  10. Birds will do homework and reading everyday. There shall be no day in which no academic work does not get done.
  11. Birds shall not buy more than 2 conditioner per month :(
  12. Birds shall stretch after every workout and conduct proper warmups before workouts - NO EXCEPTIONS
  13. Birds shall take all allotted vitamins daily. (including whole food calcium and women’s multi)
  14. No more than 1 bowl of protein pops shall be made per week
  15. No money wastage!
  16. No food wastage!
  17. Birds shall actively pursue their officer duties - including breaking out into the locales to seek sponsorships:)
  18. One challenge per day - do something that makes you feel uncomfortable!!!
  19. No slanderous negativity
  20. No using the computer more than 2 hrs/day unless you have homework/presidential duties that absolutely requires it.
  21. No using FRC as a means to avoid academic obligations
  22. No self-deprecation
  23. No hating people - love thy neighbor!
  24. Tidy birds - no leaving TP in the living room. Keep thy room tidy
  25. Boss Bird shall take leangains very seriously. Religious BODY SCULPTER
  26. Real meals with fresh ingredients shall be made for bird consumption - no ice cream Fiber one soup for dinner
  27. If you say you are going to do something - DO IT. Otherwise do not utter a word.
  28. Check facebook once to twice per day. NO MORE. FRC DOES NOT JUSTIFY CHECKING FB OBSESSIVELY
  29. Same applies for email.
  30. Expand your horizons.
  31. Do not take anything for granted
  32. No neglecting our blog:(
  33. Always take pics!
  34. Birds shall not allow pb levels to approach dangerously low
  35. One slice of bread per pb and J
  36. NO hating people: mother will not have it
  37. No laughing at people’s race times
  38. Meet a new person once every two weeks
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